Righteous Gemstones is a wild dark comedy about a family of megachurch pastors. They are rich and totally dysfunctional. Greed, power and corruption run rampant. Watch as this crazy family juggles their messy personal and professional lives. It is a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Stars like John Goodman, Danny McBride and Adam Devine bring it to life. Don’t miss out!

Meet the characters from The Righteous Gemstones

Dr. Eli Gemstone

Dr. Eli is the patriarchal televangelist, all velvet-suited charisma and complicated conscience — proud, commanding, and somehow both moralizing and morally flexible. He runs the family like a company and a kingdom at once, dishing out sermons while signing off on very shady paperwork, which is wild. He’s sentimental in private (old photos, maybe a tear during hymn time) and flashy in public (rings, ties, maybe a golden pen), and he genuinely thinks he’s doing God’s work even when the receipts say otherwise. Also, he claims not to nap but has definitely been caught snoring in the back pew — classic human contradiction.

Jesse Gemstone

Jesse is the loud, attention-hungry son who wants to be rock-star pastor and also the cool bad-boy of the South at the same time, which is basically chaos in motion. He’s charismatic and reckless, makes impulsive choices with grand confidence, and is somehow both charming and infuriating in the same sentence. He craves approval (especially from Dad), posts way too many selfies, and will croon a heartfelt ballad at 2 a.m. while simultaneously plotting his next PR disaster. You can’t help rooting for him though, because he’s messy and earnest and spectacularly human.

Kelvin Gemstone

Kelvin is the overdramatic youth pastor turned earnest leader — part drill sergeant, part musical director, all heart and flair. He hyper-organizes the kids like a motivational camp and then decorates everything with glitter and sequins, which somehow makes total sense for him. He’s theatrical, intense about discipline (push-ups in the parking lot!), but also secretly keeps something soft and ridiculous — maybe a stuffed animal or a scrapbook, I can’t remember exactly. He’s the kind of guy who stages a revival with lasers and tears up during community service, so you love his dramatic sincerity.

Amber Gemstone

Amber is the sharp, no-nonsense force of nature who sees every family flaw and files it away for later witty retribution. She’s sarcastic, fiercely loyal, and will roast you in front of ten thousand people without breaking a sweat, but also will quietly make you soup when life unravels. She acts like she hates drama but is low-key excellent at orchestrating it, and she somehow manages to be both cozy and cutting — picture a perfectly manicured smirk and one weirdly cherished sweater. Also I could have sworn she collects ceramic frogs? Small detail, probably from a single shot, but it’s stuck in my head.

Keefe Chambers

Keefe is the soft-hearted ex-con sidekick who’s equal parts goth nerd and loyal ride-or-die, with a ridiculous sense of humor and a suspicious talent for baking. He jokes about everything, hides this surprising depth under sarcasm, and will emotionally support you while making a terrible pun. He reads poetry, cries at cartoons, and also somehow has the most reliable loyalty in the whole chaotic family — like, bring him a crisis and he’ll bring cinnamon rolls too. He’ll tell you he’s detached and then show up at 3 a.m. with soup and a mixtape; pure complicated gold.

Matthew

Matthew is the quiet, behind-the-scenes fixer who actually keeps the Gemstone machine running, the unsung logistical hero with a coffee thermos and an immaculate calendar. He’s awkward in a charming way — spreadsheets, sticky notes, and a drawer full of novelty pens — but also surprisingly stubborn when things need doing. He’s low-key hilarious if you get him on a private joke, and rumor has it he slays karaoke to soul ballads at office parties, which I desperately choose to believe. He looks ordinary and is actually indispensable, plus he probably has a spare charger in his sock drawer for moral support.