WandaVision mixes old-school sitcom vibes with Marvel magic. It centers on Wanda Maximoff and Vision, two super powerful heroes in a picture-perfect suburb. But wait, all is not as it appears. As you watch, secrets about their seemingly ideal life unfold. It’s a wild ride, full of twists and surprises!

Meet the characters from WandaVision

Wanda

Okay, Wanda is a walking emotional hurricane and I love her — like she’s painfully soft but also terrifyingly talented, which is such a combo. She builds whole worlds to keep herself together and somehow makes grief look like a vintage sitcom set, which is both tragic and brilliant. She’s obsessed with control (and scrapbooks? maybe a scrapbook, maybe a box of old receipts), yet she’s also wildly impulsive — pie-bakes-then-erases-a-town energy. Also, she probably has a secret playlist of lullabies and revenge ballads and I will not be the one to judge.

Vision

Vision is the weirdly gentle robot philosopher who tries very hard to be human and mostly succeeds in awkward and adorable ways. He’s earnest, thoughtful, and says things that make you stare and then feel feelings you didn’t know you had. Calm exterior, huge curiosity, and like a tiny botanical enthusiast — orchids? maybe tulips? — who forgets to water them because he’s too busy being existential. He’s reliable but also kind of surprising, like he might quote Kant and then comment on a cartoon; I love him.

Monica Rambeau

Monica is pure grit with a velvet glove — tough, fiercely loyal, and somehow both a no-nonsense investigator and a warm friend who remembers your mom’s birthday. She moves fast, asks the right questions, and will absolutely elbow you out of the way if it leads to the truth (but then bring you coffee afterwards, probably from a gas station). She’s practical — likes efficient snacks and good shoes — but also carries this visible ache and hope that makes everything she does feel important. Also, tiny detail: she keeps something from her childhood in her pocket sometimes (a marble? a folded note?), and I swear it matters.

Ralph Bohner

Ralph is the lovable, slightly baffled guy-next-door who has this unflappable, accidental charm that makes you root for him even when things are messy. He stumbles through huge, weird circumstances with kind of awkward bravery and an earnestness that’s honestly contagious. He’s goofy, maybe collects weird souvenirs (like novelty mugs? or a weird keychain collection), and he somehow manages to be both clueless and heartbreakingly sincere at the same time. Also, he might hum sitcom theme songs when nervous — or did I make that up? Could be both.

Jimmy Woo

Jimmy is that quietly charismatic agent who’s ridiculously good at staying calm and doing the right thing while cracking a tiny joke under his breath. He’s clever, polite, and has this low-key empathy that makes everyone loosen up around him — plus, his undercover skills are peak awkward-in-a-good-way. He’s got that “keeps a pen behind his ear” vibe but also probably has a goofy stash of snacks he shares like a secret handshake. And yes, he will absolutely deliver a dad-level one-liner and you’ll forgive him every time.

Darcy Lewis

Darcy is snark with a heart — brilliant, sarcastic, and the sort of person who will roast you and then save your life, often in the same sentence. She’s nerdy about science and pop culture (space memes are her love language), and she escalates from skeptical intern to actual hero with a lot of caffeinated commentary. She drinks tea like it’s a personality trait but also will chug something stronger at awkward social events, which I find very relatable. She probably owns multiple novelty sweaters and a surprisingly deep collection of conspiracy blog drafts.

Agnes

Agnes is chaotic grandmother energy turned up to eleven — sweetly nosy on the surface but actually plotting and delighting in tiny manipulations behind every pie. She’s charmingly domestic (bakes! knits! mixes metaphors!) and also creepily omniscient, like she knows way too much about your past and your secrets and she’s smiling while she tells you. She oscillates between maternal and mischievous in a way that’s equal parts hilarious and spine-tingly; I’d take her tea but also maybe not. Also, fun detail: she probably hums nursery rhymes while doodling hex signs in the margins.