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Which ‘Dexter’ Couple Are You And Your Significant Other?

Think you and your partner are crime champs or just hiding a dark secret? Try this quiz and discover which murderous couple you resemble. Whether you love Dexter or just want to have fun, this quiz shows if you and your partner belong in a twisted romance. Just scroll down, hit that start button and see who are you in serial killer paradise.

Welcome to Quiz: Which 'Dexter' Couple Are You And Your Significant Other

It is about Dexter Morgan, a blood spatter analyst (and sometimes moonlights as vigilante killer). He juggles ‘normal’ life while dealing with his urge to kill and his relationships with his sister and others. This show is all about dark themes, gripping stories and characters that are anything but simple.

Meet the couples from Dexter

Debra and Anton

Oh man, this pair is like comfort food with a little spice — Debra’s impulsive, loud, and emotionally all-in, and Anton is the calm, steady guy who actually brings her back down to earth (most of the time). They click on a human level: bar jokes, real talk, and surprisingly tender moments that make you go “aww” amid the chaos of the precinct. Debra still has her messes (like, always) but Anton somehow tolerates and teases her through it — also he’s inexplicably good at fixing her stupid broken lamps? I’m pretty sure he makes her laugh in the car, which is basically therapy in sitcom form.

Rita and Paul

This one starts cozy and normal — Rita is the exhausted, loving mom type who wants stability, and Paul looks like the safe, “don’t rock the boat” choice. But okay, there’s an undercurrent of control that slowly peeks out, and Paul’s sweetness has nails under it (ugh, uncomfortable vibes). It reads like suburban perfection with cracks: houseplants, Sunday dinners, and then tiny silences that feel louder than anything. Honestly, it makes you hyper-aware of how “nice” can sometimes be the most complicated red flag.

Rita and Dexter

This is the classic “good on paper but weird under the surface” couple — Rita wants a normal family, Dexter wants to look normal, and the result is oddly sweet and unbelievably fragile. There’s so much tenderness (Rita’s warmth, Dad-mode Dexter) but also this performative quality — like he’s practicing smiles in the mirror, which is simultaneously heartbreaking and kind of hilarious. They have real domestic scenes: laundry, skating with kids, awkward hugs — all the tiny, ordinary stuff that somehow grounds the whole show. Also, she smells like lavender in my head? Not that that matters, but now you’ll think it too.

LaGuerta and Angel

This is the office-romance vibe times a hundred. LaGuerta is ambitious, dramatic, and loves the spotlight; Angel is steady, decent, and also the kind of guy who forgives things you didn’t expect him to. Their dynamic is both flirtatious and bureaucratic — you get politicking, quiet support, and the occasional passive-aggressive handshake. It’s like watching two coworkers who accidentally fall into something real between case files and coffee cups (and yeah, sometimes it’s weird but in a warm, cop-show way).

Dexter and Hannah

Okay, this is the twisted soulmate arc and I am HERE for it — Hannah is mysterious, actually dangerous, but also somehow gentle with Dexter’s darker bits. They bond over messes and secrets; she’s both partner-in-crime and soft landing, which feels like a miracle for him. There’s a weird tenderness where they understand each other’s loneliness, plus she has the best borderline-evil smirk in the series. Also she grows herbs? Or maybe that was someone else — either way, she’s low-key domestic in the most unexpected moments.

Dexter and Debra

This is peak intensity: sibling loyalty turned into something borderline codependent and totally compelling. They protect each other like gladiators; Debra’s messy heart and Dexter’s cool control make this duo feel like a slow-burning thunderstorm. It’s full of fierce protectiveness, awkward confessions, and a million small gestures that mean everything (like a shared look across a crime scene that says “I’ve got you”). Sometimes they’re adorable, sometimes horrifying, always complicated — like best friends who also read each other’s minds and occasionally cross-the-line.

Dexter and Lumen

Their partnership is basically an action-adventure therapy session — Lumen arrives shattered and furious, and Dexter becomes this grim, focused ally who teaches her to hunt and somehow helps her heal. It’s messy and healing at once: vengeance, short-lived romance, and that weird mutual rescue thing that hooks you. She’s fierce but fragile, he’s methodical but suddenly very human, and together they feel like a temporary perfect team. Also she has this laugh that’s equal parts terrifying and hopeful, and I love that inconsistency.

Debra and Rudy

Ugh, this one is a slow-burn nightmare dressed as romance — Rudy is charming, weirdly attentive, and Debra is smitten and glowing (for like two minutes). Then the reveal hits and everything flips: the guy who seemed so into old movies and late-night walks turns out to be monstrously different. It’s tragic and creepy and makes you want to scream at TV-Debra to run, except she can’t see it, which is the worst part. Also, for some reason he always wore that same jacket? Creepy detail that sticks.

Dexter and Lila

This couple is pure chaos in satin — Lila is dramatic, mysterious, and a total flame; Dexter is oddly drawn to the drama even while being like “nope, I should probably not.” She’s impulsive, selfish, and wildly charismatic, like a storm that throws confetti at your life and then burns the confetti. Their relationship feels like a bad decision you can’t look away from — hot, dangerous, and strangely magnetic. And yes, she definitely has a flair for eyeliner and dramatic gaslighting, which I both fear and adore.

Debra and Joey

This one is the slow-bloom, slightly awkward but ultimately solid pairing — Joey is chill, a little rough-around-the-edges, and kind of permanently bemused by Debra’s chaos. They bicker a lot in the best way, and there’s real chemistry that’s low-key and not trying too hard (which is refreshing). He’s supportive in a “I’ll bring pizza and listen to your rant” kind of way, and Debra slowly lets her guard down, which is adorable and painful sometimes. Also he has terrible taste in music, but somehow Debra loves it, so that’s cute.