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Who Are You From ‘Dexter’ Based On Your Food Preferences?

Love Dexter? Curious which character matches your vibe? Stop wondering! Dive into our quiz about food preferences and discover your inner character. Are you all about burgers like Dexter or do donuts like Angel make your heart race? Maybe sushi is your jam, just like Debra. Scroll down, hit Start and let's see who you really are!

Welcome to Quiz: Who Are You From 'Dexter' Based On Your Food Preferences

Dexter is a wild ride. A blood spatter analyst by day, a serial killer by night. He walks a fine line between good and bad. Justice and revenge clash in this show. Consequences? Oh, they are real. With twists that keep you on edge, it has earned a loyal following. Characters are complex and storylines are gripping. A true cult classic. Don’t miss out!

Meet the characters from Dexter

James Doakes

Doakes is the brawny, suspicious hurricane of the Miami Metro — the guy who always smells something rotten and isn’t afraid to go stomping after it. He’s righteous in this blunt, terrifying way, like a badge-shaped steamroller, and also has this weird soft spot for black coffee and bad TV shows (don’t ask, he’ll deny it). He scares people on purpose and also sometimes looks like he’d rather be alone with a beer and a fishing rod — though wouldn’t be caught dead saying he likes fishing. Honestly, he’s the kind of person who breaks rules by enforcing them, which is somehow both comforting and absolutely terrifying.

Maria LaGuerta

LaGuerta is all ambition wrapped in lipstick and perfectly ironed power suits — politics, protocol, and little dagger smiles when needed. She plays the long game, remembers favors (and grudges) forever, and can flip from warm-boss to shark in a second — dramatic? yes, and proud of it. She loves a parade and hates losing (but secretly watches those same losing speeches on repeat, maybe to study them? probably not but also yes). She’s complicated in the best soap-opera way: loyal sometimes, scheming often, and oddly sentimental about tiny office tchotchkes.

Hannah McKay

Hannah is the sugar-smile with a dangerous side — calm, charming, and that unnerving “don’t get too close” vibe that somehow pulls people in. She’s soft-spoken but not soft, and there’s always a faint smell of flowers and something metallic around her, like perfume with a hint of trouble. She’ll tell you she’s reformed and then casually admit she still keeps a weird little collection of “safety tools” in the glove compartment (I’m not saying poison jars but also, maybe). Delightfully unpredictable: a gardener who can be lethal, and somehow you’re both relieved and terrified when she laughs.

Angel Batista

Angel is the big-hearted, exhausted dad-brother of the squad — loyal, endlessly patient, and probably texting condolences at 2am while sipping bad coffee. He’s the stabilizer when things spin out, the guy who remembers birthdays and also will roast you mercilessly in a loving way. He forgets names in the most charmingly tragic way but remembers oddly specific trivia about old sitcoms, so there’s that. Basically, you want him on your side: he’s steady, humane, and has just enough sarcasm to keep things entertaining.

Vince Masuka

Masuka is the team’s gloriously inappropriate comic — forensic genius with the eyebrow raise and a never-ending stream of off-color jokes that somehow land (mostly). He’s brilliant with the gross microscopy stuff and equally brilliant at making everyone uncomfortable at holiday parties, but then he’ll turn around and be tender when it matters, which always throws you. He collects terrible novelty ties and also writes these weirdly earnest little poems nobody expects — yes, really. He’s messy, unapologetic, and a walking contradiction: terrible taste, great brain, actual soft heart.

Joey Quinn

Quinn is the slick, scrappy detective who looks like he fell off a movie set and into paperwork — rough edges, quick instincts, and actually way more thoughtful than he lets on. He’s got that “I’ll handle it” demeanor (and also the occasional terrible decision fuelled by pride), but he’s trustworthy when the chips are down. He has a suspiciously green thumb for someone who drinks too much and sleeps too little — seriously, he’ll grow a succulent and forget it for a week. Basically Quinn’s the kind of guy who’ll bumble through charm, almost mess everything up, then save the day and act like it was no big deal.

Harry Morgan

Harry is the old-school, rules-first mentor who built a moral framework so strict it has its own zip code. He’s practical, stoic, and that paternal voice that tries to fix everything with a list of dos and don’ts; sometimes it’s comforting, sometimes it weighs like an anchor. He loves old jazz and keeps notes (apparently everywhere), but also has those quiet regrets — the “I did what I thought was right” type of regret, which makes him human. He’s a complicated blueprint of right and wrong, fierce about protection yet oddly distant when you need softness.

Rita Bennett

Rita is the gentle, battered heart of the show — warm, patient, quietly strong and the person you go to when you need normalcy (or maybe someone to remind you what normal even is). She’s been through a lot and wears her kindness like armor, but don’t misunderstand: she has a spine and will shock you with how fierce she can be when cornered. She paints her nails coral even when she’s covered in laundry and chaos, which is somehow both adorable and defiant. There’s a sweetness to her that’s real, messy, and occasionally startlingly tough.

Debra Morgan

Debra is explosive energy incarnate — sharp-tongued, ferociously loyal, and always hurtling toward something (anger, love, justice, sometimes a donut). She’s equal parts chaos and competence: will yell at a suspect, cry in the locker room, then run a flawless takedown — no downtime. She collects lipstick like trophies and also swears she hates being sentimental but secretly apologizes to old photos sometimes (don’t make fun, she will glare). Basically she’s a hurricane with a service dog-sized heart and the worst poker face in Miami.

Dexter Morgan

Dexter is the cool, measured, deeply weirdly meticulous centerpiece — methodical, internally monologuing, and equally fascinated by patterns and people. He organizes everything (color-coded, timing charts — the works) and can be both chillingly detached and oddly earnest about small rituals, like that old stuffed animal he can never quite throw away. He follows rules with obsessive reverence yet breaks the biggest one of all in practice, which is the whole delicious contradiction of him. He’s the quiet, oddly polite storm: polite, precise, and terrifyingly efficient.