Who Are You From “Sons of Anarchy” Based On Your Food Preferences?
Welcome to quiz! Love motorcycle club drama Sons of Anarchy? Curious which character matches your food tastes? Take this quiz. Are you tough like Jax Teller, devouring classic burger and fries? Or maybe you are edgy like Tig Trager, craving spicy food with a kick? Scroll down, hit Start and find your Sons of Anarchy foodie twin.
Sons of Anarchy dives into lives of motorcycle club members in a made-up California town. It’s all about loyalty, family and brotherhood. Characters face dangers of outlaw biker life. Expect twists, turns and plenty of drama. You might even feel like you are part of their wild world.
Meet the characters from Sons of Anarchy
Jackson Teller
Okay, Jax — the brooding, messy idealist who somehow becomes a walking manifesto about “family” and bad choices. He’s always scribbling lines from his dad like some tragic poet who also rides a motorcycle and makes terrible decisions at midnight. Deep-down visionary but also totally addicted to the adrenaline of chaos, and yes he says he wants peace but never seems to pick the easy road (which he then complains about, loudly). He’s tender with kids and cold with enemies — and for some reason keeps old letters like a hoarder of regrets.
Gemma Teller Morrow
Gemma is chaos wrapped in pearls and a smile that means trouble. She’s maternal to the bone and ruthlessly protective, will burn bridges (and sometimes people’s plans) if she thinks it’ll keep her family intact — also probably wears way too much lipstick. She loves glamor and gossip but can also deliver a speech that stops a room cold, and she remembers every slight from thirty years ago (with receipts, I swear). She’s sometimes maddeningly inscrutable and sometimes painfully obvious — like a layered cake with a lot of anger icing.
Robert Munson
Bobby (yes, he’s Bobby Munson, but call him Robert if you like fancy registers, haha) is the soft-hearted steel of the crew — funny, loyal, and the kind of friend who will sing karaoke at 2 AM and then fix your bike at 6. He carries trauma like an old jacket that doesn’t quite fit but he refuses to throw out, and he tries so hard to be decent even when the world keeps asking him to compromise. He’s got this deep, warm laugh that makes the bad stuff lighter for a minute, and he has weirdly specific opinions about pie that no one asked for. Sometimes he’s the conscience, sometimes he’s the punchline — both at once.
Alexander Trager
Alex — steady, practical, the guy who can fix anything with duct tape and stubbornness, and also probably has an improbable collection of coffee mugs. He’s the quiet type who listens a lot and then says one sentence that makes everything fall into place (or explode, depends on the mood). He’s loyal to a fault and not a great liar, which is both his charm and his curse, and I’m pretty sure he cries at commercials sometimes. He’s more complicated than he lets on, like an old toolbox with a secret compartment.
Filip Telford
Filip is the young firecracker — impulsive, earnest, and always convinced he can rewrite the rules if he just tries hard enough. He’s the kind of guy who’ll argue philosophy over tacos at midnight and then get himself in over his head by breakfast, bless him. Loyal to friends, terrible at reading sarcasm, and prone to sudden acts of bravery (or folly — same difference here). He collects mismatched socks and opinions and cannot for the life of him keep a plant alive, which is symbolic, right?
Juan Carlos Ortiz
Juan Carlos is low-key menacing in the best possible “don’t test me” way; calm voice, dangerous hands, and tastes that run from meticulous to unexpectedly tender. He’s precise — like he plans everything down to the last grain of rice — but also weirdly poetic sometimes (doesn’t make sense but it works). He has an expensive watch and stories he won’t tell, and yet he can make a mean cup of coffee for you like he’s trying to be human. There’s a thickness to him, like reading a book that’s half memoir, half instruction manual for survival.
Wayne Unser
Unser is the weary sheriff with pockets full of regrets and a soft spot for the outlaws he’s technically supposed to be cuffing. He smokes like it’s a birthright, drinks like it’s an art form, and paradoxically loves crossword puzzles with a ferocity that surprises people. He knows the town’s secrets (you’d be shocked) and he dispenses advice like candy — sometimes bitter, often sweet, always blunt. He’s kind of a moral compass that keeps wobbling, and you end up trusting him even when you shouldn’t.
Dr. Tara Knowles
Tara is the brilliant, exhausted doctor who is simultaneously the smartest person in the room and absolutely terrible at keeping her own life from falling apart. She’s gentle but fierce, the sort of person who apologizes for breathing too loudly and then stitches someone up like it’s nothing. She drinks tea and hoards band-aids and, full disclosure, hides playlists of sad songs she says are “for research.” Her love is practical — she wants safety, sanity, and a break, and she’ll fight like hell for the people she chooses to keep close.
Clarence Morrow
Clarence is a bit of an enigma — buttoned-up, politically slick, and occasionally soft around the edges in ways that surprise people (he collects tiny novelty spoons, true story maybe). He’s the polished type who speaks in careful sentences and thinks in boxes, but there’s a restless thing under the suit that occasionally pokes through. He cares about appearances almost obsessively but also makes small, genuinely weird choices like adopting a cact-us that he always forgets to water. You get the sense he’s trying to be respectable and keeps tripping over his own past, which is deliciously tragic.
Happy Lowman
Happy is the silent storm — unflinchingly deadly with a face like he hasn’t slept in three lives and strangely tender about small cats (yes, cats — don’t ask, just accept). He’s stoic, efficient, and has an internal list of rules he follows without moral commentary; loyalty is the top tenant, then maybe tacos. He speaks in few words but every syllable lands like a hammer; also, he laughs at unexpected times (creepy, but true). There’s a terrifying calm to him, like a lake that’s absolutely not safe to swim in.
Harry Winston
Harry is slick as a grease slick and twice as shiny — think smiles, suits, and a mind that’s always calculating the next angle. He loves money like it’s a hobby and backroom deals like they’re a sport, but weirdly he has a soft spot for terrible jazz and collects old cufflinks no one else would want. He’s charming until he’s not, and he has that politician-y way of making you feel seen right before he sells you out (owe him a small grudge, honestly). He’s fun at parties if you don’t mind your wallet subtly shrinking.

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