The Vampire Diaries is about two vampire brothers, Stefan and Damon and their human friends in Mystic Falls. Witches, werewolves, hybrids- all of them! Everyone is fighting for power and tangled in romance. It aired from 2009 to 2017 and somehow created a cult following. Who knew supernatural drama could be so addictive?

Meet the witches

5% Bonnie Bennett

Okay so 5% Bonnie is basically the “I read one book about witchcraft once” version — curious but mostly unbothered. She’s the friend who will cheer you on from the sidelines and then forget the chant halfway through, but still hand you a cookie like nothing happened. Quietly moral, kind of awkward with power, and suspiciously good at trivia (how does that even happen?), she’s more about intentions than rituals. Also she claims to hate ritual candles but has like three half-used ones in a drawer, no idea why.

25% Bonnie Bennett

This one’s the apprentice energy — not all the way in, but absolutely into it when the mood hits. Loyal to a fault, defensive of friends, and learning the ropes with a lot of late-night research (and occasional snack breaks). She panics sometimes, which is human, but then quietly surprises everyone by remembering a spell or a line from a poem just when it counts. Slightly stubborn, slightly tea-obsessed, and maybe keeps a notebook of quotes she never actually reads again.

50% Bonnie Bennett

Half-Bonnie is the surprisingly balanced combo of brain and heart — studious, fierce when needed, but also silly and human. She’s the one people go to because she’s dependable and weirdly practical about spells (yes, she labels her jars, don’t laugh). Has big feelings and a stubborn streak; will rant for ten minutes about hex ethics and then apologize for yelling five minutes later — very theatrical, very apologetic. Also, she might remember your birthday but forget where she put her own wand, which is peak relatable.

75% Bonnie Bennett

This is full-on frontline Bonnie: protective, determined, and probably running a support group in her head for everyone she loves. She carries responsibility like it’s a slightly bruised grocery bag that still gets delivered on time, and she’s both planner and improvised-solution queen. Fierce moral compass, loves people even when they make bad choices, and honestly will guilt-trip anyone who tries to shrug off danger (with love, mostly). Occasionally mopes for dramatic effect and definitely has an emergency playlist that’s both choir music and 90s alt — don’t ask, just accept it.

100% Bonnie Bennett

Okay, 100% Bonnie is the literal heart-armor combo: powerhouse witch, loyal to the bone, and tragic in the best possible dramatic way (but also makes a mean herbal tea). She’s brilliant, self-sacrificing, and will absolutely lecture you about the consequences of careless magic while secretly crying about your choices later. Deeply empathetic but terrifying when righteously angry, she keeps everyone grounded and then quietly fixes the parts they don’t even know are broken. And yes, she is also inexplicably fond of knitting and will hand you a cursed scarf with a smile — in a good way? maybe.