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Riverdale: Are You More Northside Or Southside?

Welcome to Riverdale quiz. You know, that thing that decides if you are fancy Northsider or scrappy Southsider. Based on show, this will test your smarts about characters, stories and places. Do you fit in with rich kids or rebels? Time to find out! Scroll down, hit Start and see where you land.

Welcome to Quiz: Riverdale Are You More Northside Or Southside

Riverdale, classic American teen drama. Yep, it’s from Archie Comics. Small town, big secrets. High school kids tackle dark mysteries, messy relationships and their biggest fears. With a great cast and wild plot twists, Riverdale grabs attention. It’s a total cultural thing now. Who knew high school could be this intense?

Explore the sides of Riverdale

Northside

Northside is the shiny, suspiciously-perfect half of Riverdale — you know, where everyone has a monogrammed tote bag and an eyebrow that could cut glass. It’s all manicured lawns, brunches that last three hours, and PTA meetings with hidden poker games — there’s this constant humming of rules and legacy and petty scandal underneath the clean paint. Also, fun detail: someone there collects antique teacups but will lecture you about loitering, and yes they secretly know how to start a bonfire in their backyard when the mood hits, despite the HOA’s death stare. Basically it’s polished and brittle and unbelievably dramatic in this low-key way, like a polite soap opera; comforting and a little toxic, depending on the week.

Southside

Southside is loud, stubborn, and honestly kind of the heart of Riverdale — the place that smells like fried chicken and fresh paint from the murals at once. It’s scarred and gritty and fiercely loyal, full of adrenaline, late-night diners, loyalty bracelets, and people who will throw you a rope or throw hands for you depending on what you need. Weird little fact: everyone seems to pocket a harmonica or some weird pine-scented talisman? — don’t ask, they’ll either punch you or show you a family photo and both are equally sincere. There’s also this goofy softness under the toughness; they’ll scare strangers but knit tiny hats for local shelter dogs, cry during sappy commercials, and then dazzle you with street-smart brilliance. In short: messy, alive, dangerous in a practical way and impossibly protective — you can breathe easier and somehow hold your breath at the same time.