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Which ‘Metalocalypse’ Character Are You?

Time to crank the amps to eleven and figure out which chaotic soul from Metalocalypse matches your vibe. This isn’t just about guitars and explosions (okay, it’s a little about that). It’s about ego, loyalty, power, and what happens when the world’s biggest metal band accidentally becomes a global superpower. Answer honestly — are you the unstoppable frontman, the sweet chaos gremlin, or the mastermind in a suit?

Welcome to Quiz: Which 'Metalocalypse' Character Are You

About “Metalocalypse” in a few words:

Metalocalypse follows Dethklok, the most brutal and wildly popular death metal band on the planet. Their music causes natural disasters, governments panic over their influence, and a secret tribunal constantly watches their every move. The recent film continuation, Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar, pushes the story toward an apocalyptic finale — prophecy, sacrifice, and riffs heavy enough to split the sky.

Meet the characters from Metalocalypse

Nathan Explosion

Okay, Nathan is the growling, doom-laden heart of Metalocalypse and yes he’s basically a walking black T-shirt with lungs of steel. He’s intense, rarely smiles, and will straight-up narrate the end of the world if given a chance — but also he sometimes stamps on his cereal like a ritual? He’s terrifying onstage and almost fragile off it, like he carries poetry notebooks but also forgets where he parked the van. He loves metal above all and will judge your riff in a way that feels like a blessing or a curse — somehow both.

Toki Wartooth

Toki is the pure, soft-hearted chaos engine of the band and oh man his earnestness is a thing that will hit you right in the chest. He’s this sweet, naive guitarist who can shred like nothing else but still cries at cartoons and collects action figures (or does he collect postage stamps? I’m pretty sure it’s action figures). There’s a weird mix of childlike optimism and a dark, heavy past that sneaks up on you, like he’s cheerful one minute and quietly haunted the next. He’s lovable and awkward and somehow tougher than he looks, especially when someone insults his friends — you will not like that scene.

Senator Stampingston

This guy is pure political rot wrapped in a suit and a smile, the kind of senator who talks about “values” while scheduling a fancy steak lunch, and yes he probably has a monogrammed handkerchief. He’s slick, manipulative, and loves the spotlight, always playing both sides with a wink — except when he forgets his own lines, which happens more than he’d admit. He’s the sort of villain who thinks he’s helping, or at least that’s his PR line, but mostly he’s a walking hypocrisy machine and secretly collects commemorative plates. He’s fun to hate and you can practically hear the campaign ad music whenever he enters a room.

General Crozier

General Crozier is all bark, strategy, and military haircuts, the guy who treats Dethklok like a national security problem and paperwork like a weapon. He’s coldly efficient and terrifying when he wants to be, but also has tiny weird hobbies — like polishing miniature tanks at three a.m. — which makes him oddly human and a little creepy? He’s the stern authority who believes the rules are everything until reality proves otherwise and then he improvises in ways that surprise everyone (including himself). He’s the poster child for “follow orders, except when you absolutely shouldn’t,” and he’ll scowl while humming an old show tune under his breath.