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Which ‘Orange Is the New Black’ Character Are You?

Curious about which character from Netflix series Orange Is the New Black you are? Time to find out! Take our quiz and see if you vibe with tough Alex Vause, nurturing Red or quirky Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren. Click Start below and dive in!

Welcome to Quiz: Which Orange Is the New Black Character Are You

Orange Is the New Black dives into life inside women’s federal prison. Piper Chapman, a privileged New Yorker, lands there for a crime from years ago. Show highlights lives of inmates, their struggles and friendships formed in unexpected places. OITNB shines with its diverse cast, sharp social commentary and clever flashbacks that reveal character backstories. It’s a wild ride, trust me!

Meet the characters from Orange Is the New Black

Piper Chapman

Piper is that flustered, well-meaning mess who somehow keeps being the axis around which chaos spins. She starts out all closet-confessions and awkward lunches but then grows into someone who actually knows how to negotiate (and cry about it, loudly). She’s earnest, prone to overanalysis, and has this ridiculous habit of hiding a notebook full of terrible poetry — also she’s suspiciously into folding laundry perfectly when anxious. Honestly, she’s both painfully naive and stubbornly brave, like someone who still wears a cardigan but would absolutely start a fistfight if pushed.

Alex Vause

Alex is the cool, cigarette-smoke silhouette of every messy love story — slick, secretive, and devastatingly competent. She’s the type who says one razor-sharp thing and you forgive her a dozen betrayals because, somehow, she’s honest about her selfishness. Loves to play it icy but will drop everything for the people she actually trusts (which is few, and then too late). Also, she always looks put together but has this habit of smudging her eyeliner when she’s stressed — and somehow that’s more honest than any confession.

Sam Healy

Sam is the camp counselor with a human-sized blind spot, the kind of guy who reads you like a file and calls it empathy. He tries to be progressive and caring but often lands in the “tone-deaf moralizer” zone — bless him, he thinks he’s helping. He has weird little rituals (plant on his desk, I swear he waters it while nervous) and will quote poetry but maybe get a line wrong; it’s endearing and infuriating at once. Basically he’s well-intentioned, morally complicated, and accidentally awful sometimes.

Galina “Red” Reznikov

Red is the iron-fisted queen of the kitchen — ruthless, maternal, and terrifying with a ladle in hand. She runs contraband and hearts with an old-world logic, demanding loyalty like it’s the only currency that matters (also pickles. there are always pickles). She’s fiercely proud, fiercely practical, but also secretly soft when it counts — like a steely-grandmother who cries into her apron occasionally. Contradiction? Yep: loves order but keeps a drawer of chaotic souvenirs; tough hands, ridiculous rituals, and a surprisingly huge heart.

Suzanne “Crazy Eyes” Warren

Suzanne is wild-eyed (duh) in the best possible way: raw, honest, and weirdly tender, all at once. She doesn’t do social filters — she’ll tell you the thing you didn’t want to hear but really needed — and her imagination is this enormous, slightly unreliable compass. She’s childlike in loyalty and terrifying in intensity, with notebooks of heartfelt lists and imaginary friends (or pen pals? it’s fuzzy, in the cutest way). Also she’ll surprise you with perfect memory one minute and absolute confusion the next — flip-floppy, and lovable.

Tasha “Taystee” Jefferson

Taystee is charisma bottled with brains and a megawatt laugh, the unofficial spokesperson for every small rebellion. She’s funny, incisive, and heartbreakingly idealistic — like someone who can make a joke and then drop a truth-bomb that stuns the room. She leads with energy but carries the weight of being the group’s moral anchor (and also its prankster, because of course). Little quirks: remembers every line from a speech but forgets where she put lunch; intensely human.

Nicky Nichols

Nicky is snark and warmth wrapped in a nicotine cloud — a sass machine with a soft center and a chaotic snack drawer. She uses humor like a shield and will roast you five ways to Sunday, then be the first to hold your hand when things get rough. There’s this adorable scatterbrained artist vibe (doodles, half-finished jokes, tea-stained notebooks) under that deadpan sarcasm. She’s messy, loyal, and somehow wiser than she lets on, which makes her endlessly rewatchable.

Tiffany “Pennsatucky” Doggett

Pennsatucky starts loud and holy and ends up…complicated, redeemed, and still a little dramatic. She’s got a fireball faith that sometimes tips into rage, then awkwardly into remorse — very human, very messy. There’s a surprising thread of vulnerability underneath all the sermons and shouting, like someone who learned to be tough because softer didn’t work. Quirk: always has lip balm and a dog-eared Bible (and maybe a guilty soft spot for terrible rom-coms).

Gloria Mendoza

Gloria is the rock-solid, no-nonsense glue of the mess — kitchen queen, mother-figure, organizational deity. She runs things with practicality and an unshakeable moral code (and will scold you in Spanish with exacting precision). She is strict but fair, and somehow always knows who ate the last empanada; she’s sentimental in private and ruthless in public, which is an adorable contradiction. Also she’s obsessed with haircare, not that anyone’s surprised.

Cindy “Black Cindy” Hayes

Black Cindy is loud, hilarious, and unapologetically herself — the friend who brings levity and chaos in equal measure. She’s streetwise and loyal, spits out one-liners like survival tactics, but also has this soft, maternal core (don’t sleep on that). She’ll dodge trouble when possible but somehow always gets roped into the best schemes; I think she has a drawer full of fake lashes and glitter. Contradictory? Sure: lazy sometimes, fiercely protective always — and honestly iconic.

Dayanara “Daya” Diaz

Daya is tender and fierce, the young heart that shocks you with its resilience; she blooms under pressure in ways that are both beautiful and tragic. She’s vulnerable at first, then grows into someone who fights with a surprising, quiet ferocity — protective, impulsive, and desperately human. Secret little things: paints her nails in the bathroom like it’s a rebellion, writes small notes she never sends, and can flip between sweet and terrifying in a heartbeat. She’s the soft center who learns how to claw her way out, and you can’t not root for her.