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Which ‘Nine Perfect Strangers’ Character Are You?

Welcome aboard the “Nine Perfect Strangers: Which Character Are You?” quiz! Dive into the drama of Tranquillum House and let your hidden vibes show. Are you the mysterious guru, the chaotic novelist, or someone else entirely? It’s your turn to see which of the nine unforgettable retreat guests—or maybe the one running the show—you match with. Get ready for a little soul-searching wrapped in spa towels and secrets.

Welcome to Quiz: Which 'Nine Perfect Strangers' Character Are You

About “Nine Perfect Strangers” in a few words:

“Nine Perfect Strangers” is the bingeable Amazon/Hulu-style drama series based on Liane Moriarty’s novel. It’s set at a luxury wellness retreat where nine city folk come looking for healing—and find mind-bending therapy, psychedelic surprises, and buried truths instead. Secrets, ego clashes, emotional blowups—and all under the watchful gaze of a wellness guru who knows more than she’s letting on.

Meet the characters from Nine Perfect Strangers

Masha Dmitrichenko

Oh man, Masha is just the ultimate enigma! She’s like this intense, enigmatic force at the wellness resort — you can’t help but be drawn to her, even when you’re kind of scared, right? I mean, she’s got this whole zen guru vibe but also a past that’s super dark and mysterious. Her methods are kinda wild and unconventional, but you can’t deny that she’s deeply passionate about healing. Plus, the way she’s always pushing people to confront their traumas? Epic!

Frances Welty

Frances is honestly one of the most relatable characters ever! She’s this quirky, aging author who’s a little bit lost but also fiercely funny — I mean, she cracks me up with her snarky comments all the time! 😂 She’s got this lovely mix of vulnerability and sass, and her journey of self-discovery is just so real. It’s like, you see her trying to navigate love and life, and sometimes she stumbles, but you can’t help but root for her. And can we talk about how she’s got a pretty wild imagination? Like, her stories are so out there but totally captivating!

Napoleon Marconi

Okay, Napoleon is such a trip! He’s this dad who’s just trying to hold everything together for his family in the craziest way possible. He’s got this dad-bod charm (love it!) but also this underlying tension because of his struggles. And honestly, you can see he’s got a big heart, even if he sometimes messes up big time — like, who hasn’t been there, you know? He’s just trying to juggle life, work, and family drama, and it’s like, every time he shows up, you know something wild is about to go down! Plus, I’m pretty sure he has a secret love for dad jokes, which just makes him even more endearing.

Lars Lee

Ahhh, Lars! He’s the sarcastic outsider, and I am so here for it! 😆 He’s got this super dry humor and a bit of a cynical edge that makes him stand out in the group. But there’s also this vulnerable side to him that we don’t always get to see, and it’s just so compelling! Like, you think he’s only there for the snark, but as the story unfolds, you realize he’s got some serious depth. And can we just point out how he’s the kind of guy who would binge-watch trashy reality TV instead of going to therapy? LOL!

Heather Marconi

Heather is such a whirlwind of energy! She’s this loving mom who’s got her hands full but is also dealing with her own inner turmoil — like, total relatable vibes, right? She’s fierce and protective of her family, but sometimes it feels like she’s trying to keep it all together while she’s about to explode! And her obsession with wellness is both hilarious and kind of sad in a way. It’s like she’s trying to find the ‘perfect’ life, but we all know that doesn’t exist, you know what I mean? Her struggle is real, and you can’t help but feel for her!

Jessica Chandler

Jessica is like the ultimate socialite, but with this underlying desperation that just pulls you in. She’s all about appearances and trying to keep up with the Joneses — and honestly, it’s both cringey and fascinating to watch! Her character is so layered, with that mix of insecurity and bravado that makes her feel super human. Oh! And the way she navigates her relationships is just a chaotic mess of drama, which keeps things interesting! She can be pretty self-absorbed, but you can’t help but feel a bit sorry for her when you see the cracks in her facade!