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Who Are You From “What We Do in the Shadows” Based On Your Food Preferences?

Welcome! Ready to see if you vibe with Laszlo, Nadja or Nandor? Or maybe Guillermo is your true match? Take our quiz to discover your 'What We Do in Shadows' spirit based on food choices! Bloodsucking fiend or loyal familiar? Scroll down and hit Start!

Welcome to Quiz: Who Are You From What We Do in the Shadows Based On Your Food Preferences

This show is a mockumentary comedy horror. It follows four vampires in Staten Island. They deal with immortality and each other. Expect quirky characters and laughs. Perfect for fans of weird humor and all things supernatural. You might just fall in love with it or at least chuckle a bit!

Meet the vampires from What We Do in the Shadows

Nandor

Nandor is this gloriously old-school vampire warlord who tries to be regal but mostly just seems confused by modern life (he will absolutely try to conquer a toaster). He has an earnest seriousness about honor and conquest that makes him both hilarious and oddly sympathetic — like, he really believes in titles and also in ordering too many kebabs. He’s proud, a little lonely, definitely stubborn, and somehow fragile around new technology and Netflix recommendations. Also he collects spices? Or was it spoons…either way, he hoards something tiny and very specific.

Laszlo Cravensworth

Laszlo is pure chaotic charm — a dandy with a cruel streak and a very dramatic laugh, who also plays guitar and probably has letters from an ex in a cigar box. He’s suave and uncaring in the best way, proudly decadent and endlessly theatrical, but surprise: he’s also weirdly domestic when it suits him (there are scenes of him polishing candlesticks like it’s a sport). His confidence is infectious and his tastes are riotous — think velvet suits, whisky, a blasé cruelty that’s mostly for show, and a secret love of bad romance novels. Honestly, he’s the friend you’d both laugh with and fear to cross; also he may or may not be allergic to responsibility.

Nadja

Nadja is combustible energy — fiercely commanding, romantic to a ridiculous degree, and somehow both terrifying and maternal all at once. She runs the household with an iron fist and theatrical flair, tells people off in the most eloquent ways, and will absolutely drag you to a vampiric ritual at dawn if she thinks it’s fashionable. She’s obsessed with her past lovers and with proving she’s still the boss, but she’ll also become inexplicably sentimental about small things (like an old chair or a song she heard once in a tavern). A little vengeful, very glamorous, and completely honest about her appetite for drama — and possibly jam? I think jam features somewhere in her trunk of nonsense.

Guillermo de la Cruz

Guillermo is the anxious, impeccably dutiful familiar who’s far more complicated than “just loyal”: he’s brave, practical, painfully kind, and also secretly training to be a vampire hunter (which he simultaneously hopes won’t be necessary because he loves them?). He’s constantly doing everyone’s chores, fixing problems with a calm competence, and getting overlooked like it hurts — but he’s quietly ambitious and his moral center is like a stubborn little lighthouse. He fumbles with confidence but when it matters he is unbelievably steady, and also he has a soft spot for tacos and tiny heroic gestures. Sometimes he’s resigned, sometimes he’s furious, and sometimes he’s finishing everyone’s sentences — mostly out of necessity.

Colin Robinson

Colin Robinson is the absolute champion of draining a room with mundane, soul-sapping conversation — an energy vampire who runs on bureaucratic boredom, spreadsheets, and the slow death of enthusiasm. He’s painfully dull in the most strategic way, loves office politics, and can silence a party just by explaining hemorrhoids for twelve minutes (and he will). Yet he’s oddly likable because he believes in efficiency, has weird little rules about lightbulb usage, and once had a surprisingly earnest crush on monotony itself. He’s both the antagonist of enthusiasm and an oddly sympathetic product of a life devoted to rules and quiet power; also he likes to label pens, which is comforting, weirdly.