This quiz is all about finding your Minecraft mob match. Answer questions that dig into your personality and play style. A clever algorithm will pair you with an iconic mob. Maybe you relate to a brave Creeper, a smart Enderman or a curious Ocelot. This quiz is fun and eye-opening for every Minecraft fan. Enjoy it and find out who you really are!

Meet the mobs from Minecraft

Creeper

Okay, the Creeper is basically Minecraft’s drama queen — silent, green, and oh-so-mysterious, like it slinks up and you’re suddenly in a soap opera about explosions. It’s weirdly tragic? Like it’s trying to give you a hug but it’s also trying to obliterate your house, I swear. Sneaky little hiss, then boom, and you’re left questioning all your life choices (and your dirt hut). Somehow both lonely and oddly proud of its job; also might have a secret appreciation for flowers or something, don’t quote me on that.

Skeleton

Classic rattling archer vibes — polite enough to aim for your head but unreliable like that one friend who always promises to show up and sometimes doesn’t. It’s all bones and bows, very minimalist fashion sense, and honestly kind of a mood with its hollow stare. Great at long-range dramatic tension, terrible at small talk, and occasionally does a little shuffle like it’s practicing for a skeleton prom. Also, for reasons unknown, sometimes it’s a master tactician and sometimes it trips over a block and you feel weirdly superior.

Slime

Bouncy blob of pure chaos and optimism, honestly the cutest existential threat you’ll meet in a swamp. It splits into smaller versions of itself because apparently cloning is how it expresses affection? Kind of like a gelatinous puppy that will suffocate your boots if given the chance. Peaceful one moment (just chilling in a cave puddle), aggressive the next (BOING), and very into gooey lifestyle choices — sticky hands, zero boundaries. Also, sometimes it’s large and terrifying and sometimes it’s tiny and adorable and I can’t keep up.

Zombie

Shambling, persistent, and weirdly committed to the endless treadmill that is “walk toward player.” Slow-mo menace — very single-minded with a surprisingly good sense of fashion when it’s wearing a random hat or armor piece (like thrift store chic). Groans a lot, occasionally gets dramatic speed boosts in the rain or when it’s having a bad day, and will also, like, try to steal a villager’s entire personality if given the chance. Honestly feels like the universe’s least subtle reminder that you should maybe lock your doors at night.

Witch

Eccentric potion auntie who lives in a swamp hut and has zero chill but infinite herbs. She cackles (maybe), mixes things up in tiny bottles, and will hand you a poison if she’s in a mood, or a healing potion if she misread the vibe — mood-driven alchemy. Mysterious, slightly unhinged, and oddly domesticated (her house is full of jars and maybe a cat? I’m picturing a cat), she’s the witch-next-door who also kind of wants to rearrange your inventory. Totally unpredictable — helpful one minute, squinting and throwing splash potions the next.

Enderman

Tall, awkward, elegant, and probably on some sort of existential bender — picks up blocks like it’s collecting memories (or maybe snacks?). Doesn’t like being stared at (very shy), but also will lose it if you look it in the eyes, teleporting around like a drama-filled ninja. Quiet, contemplative vibe — also mildly haunted — and somehow both lonely and terrifying, like a goth friend who rearranges your living room when you’re not looking. Weirdly fond of silent gardening? Or maybe that’s just me projecting.

Ghast

Huge floating marshmallow of sorrow that screams like an opera singer whenever you show up in the Nether, dramatic to the core. Shoots explosive grief-balls at you and cries huge tears (possibly real, definitely theatrical), and honestly I kind of love the melodrama. Big, lonely, and a little over-emotional — wants attention, will lash out when ignored, and might actually be pretty soft if you could get past the screaming. Sometimes it sounds like it’s practicing for a haunting, sometimes like it’s ordering takeout from another dimension.

Wither

The Wither is the poster child for “what happens when you microwave the apocalypse” — three heads, chaotic energy, and absolutely zero patience for your crops. It spawns with an attitude and proceeds to wreck the place like it’s redecorating with explosions, very dramatic interior designer vibes. Regal in a terrifying, messy way — like a toddler with a crown who knows how to use TNT — and surprisingly loud about its dominance. Also has this weirdly specific soundtrack in my head (bass-heavy), and yes I will fight it again even though I always regret it.

Ender Dragon

Epic, ancient boss energy — the Ender Dragon is Peak Final Boss, majestic and very “I run this dimension” but also kind of aloof, like a retired ruler who’s just floating for effects. Breathes life into the End (literally) and circles the island like it’s judging your entire survival career — intimidating yet almost elegant in its destruction. A mix of beast and guardian? It’s complicated; sometimes you feel bad for fighting it, sometimes you celebrate, then you cry because loot is weird. Also probably collects shiny things in a not-at-all subtle dragon way, and yes it can fly and also stare into your soul.