Which ‘The Goonies’ Character Are You?
Hey adventurers! Since 1985, 'Goonies' has been a classic. You know, friendship, bravery and all that jazz. Bunch of kids on a wild treasure hunt to save their homes. Ever thought about which Goonie you are? Brain, muscle or heart? Take a quiz, solve some clues and find out! Ready for your own adventure? Click that 'Start' button!
Kids find ancient pirate map. They go on a quest for One-Eyed Willy’s treasure. Sounds fun, right? But wait, they must dodge criminals and survive booby traps. Teamwork is key. Friendship is everything. This film is timeless tale that still grabs hearts. It’s like a warm blanket on cold day, if that blanket was full of traps and bad guys.
Meet the characters from The Goonies
Mikey Walsh
Oh man, Mikey is the heart and soul of The Goonies! He’s like this endlessly optimistic kid who just believes in adventure and friendship, you know? I mean, he’s the one who rallies everyone together to find One-Eyed Willy’s treasure — that kind of courage is just epic. Plus, he’s always quoting these classic lines about being a Goonie for life, which gives him that nostalgic vibe. But sometimes he can be a bit of a daydreamer, getting lost in his own thoughts — like, hello, reality check, Mikey!
Brandon “Brand” Walsh
Brand is like the big brother we all wish we had — protective, cool, and totally down to help out his little brother, even if he pretends to be annoyed. He’s got that classic jock vibe, but he’s also super loyal and will do anything to keep the crew together. And let’s not forget his struggle with trying to balance his own life with the chaos Mikey brings in — that part is sooo relatable. Oh, and he’s a total goof when he tries to impress girls, which is just adorable, honestly!
Clark “Mouth” Devereaux
Mouth is the ultimate wise guy, right? I mean, he’s the kid who can charm his way out of anything with his fast-talking antics and sarcasm. But beneath all that bravado, he’s got a soft side, especially with his crush on Andy — it’s so sweet! And, oh man, his translating skills for the Spanish-speaking pirate? Hilarious and kinda genius at the same time! Just picture him trying to explain stuff and getting it all wrong — classic Mouth!
Lawrence “Chunk” Cohen
Chunk is the lovable goofball we all adore, I mean, who doesn’t love a character who can make everyone laugh while also being super relatable? He’s known for his epic “Truffle Shuffle” (like, come on, who could forget that?!), but there’s so much more to him! He’s the kid who’s not afraid to be himself, even if that means being a little awkward, and honestly, that’s what makes him so endearing. Plus, he has this awesome friendship with Sloth that just pulls at your heartstrings!
Andrea “Andy” Carmichael
Andy is like the perfect blend of sweetness and sass — she’s tough but also has this softer side that totally makes her relatable. I mean, she’s caught between her crush on Brand and her friendship with Mouth, and it’s not as simple as it seems, right? But what I love is how she’s not just a damsel in distress; she gets involved in the adventure and really holds her own. And, ugh, that moment when she stands up for herself? So empowering!
Stefanie “Stef” Steinbrenner
Ah, Stef is the ultimate cool girl with a sarcastic edge! She’s got this laid-back vibe but is also super quick with a witty comeback — love that about her! It’s like she’s the one who keeps everyone grounded, even when they’re off on crazy adventures. And can we talk about her friendship with Andy? They balance each other out perfectly, and Stef’s eye rolls are just so relatable. Plus, her love for adventure is clear, but she still manages to keep it real!
Richard “Data” Wang
Data is the genius of the group, and you’ve got to love his inventive spirit! He’s always coming up with these wild gadgets and plans, like, say hello to “The Pinchers of Peril”! But he’s not just a nerd; he’s super brave, always ready to jump into action alongside his friends. And, oh man, that moment when he gets to show off his inventions is just the best! He’s like the embodiment of “smart is the new cool,” and his determination is just inspiring!
Sloth
Sloth is honestly the biggest sweetheart in the whole movie, and I just can’t with how adorable he is! I mean, he’s been through so much but still has this childlike enthusiasm that shines through. The way he bonds with Chunk is just pure magic; it’s like a friendship we all dream of! And let’s not forget his love for candy — I mean, who doesn’t find that endearing? He might look intimidating, but his heart is as big as his massive hands!

Ava is immersed with pop culture. She stays up to date on everything, from cult favorites to the newest blockbusters, and she enjoys applying her knowledge to her quizzes. She wants to make relevant and entertaining quizzes that inspire fans to consider the characteristics they have in common with their favorite characters. Ava is known to her friends as the one to turn to when they need TV recommendations and as someone who enjoys a good argument about narrative twists.